#if you know me irl no you dont!

[heyitslapis]

if Makima can be that hot at 5'5 then so can i.....

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

I am unwell

Pt.2

[soimse]

His eyes are up there, farmer..

((Also that’s a doorknob he’s holding I now realize that’s visually unclear, this started as a silly sketch))

[belovedroach]

i heard that one DHMIS audio again and the voices told me to do this

hope you enjoy the poorly drawn animatic! consistency was not an option

[starriiskyy]

smooch post

you guys asked for this

ft. smooches i drew from forever ago all the way to a smooch i drew yesterday (dumb gif above) for yall

oh yeah this one time i wanted to try doing a lineless art style and then i liked them so much that i just redrew them in my normal style so here's those while im at it

eugh. anyways

[dykefionaapple]

breathing in and out deeply

[ddevitwo]

I want to kiss a computer/laptop on the cheek. as a treat. <3

I want to hear its fans spin ferociously as I tease it, watching it become overheated due to the overclocked GPU from my touches and whispers of sweet nothings into its microphone.

I also want to service it by giving it upgrades like a new battery and repair old parts. This also gives me the opportunity to "accidentally" play with its wires. I might hear it try to lazily "protest" through garbled noises, but eventually it gives in to the sensation, wanting more and more until it can't take it anymore.

afterwards I will make sure it is comfortable, with playing cozy ambient noise videos, and making sure it is all clean and happy.

ah, I dare to dream I guess :)

[xxkilla-krisxx]

ford: i feel so awful. its my fault fiddleford went insane, i should have been there for him

mcgucket: i wonder if my beard will get in the way of me giving him head

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

[toastedcrispyburnt]

I love the collective agreement that thagyu were having the freakiest sex in those games. S1 bathroom scene could NEVER compare to what they had going down 🙂‍↕️😌🙂‍↕️

[oobbbear]

I subconsciously bite my hand n’ arm

[y0urfav0r1te-girl]

Fit check

[aeternal-nightmare]

Today is my BIRTHDAY (technically yesterday but who cares ok) so I'll indulge myself and post the most stupid thing I've done ever probably

[merzx33]

me reveal for the few followers i have :)

[ilariel]

Kisses

[local-lover-boy]

"What's your problem?"

@celestialwrites for the prompt<3

What I'm listening to as I write this

Neuvillette was staring at you from his desk where he was meant to be going over legal documents. He had been staring for a few minutes now. His face remained completely blank, as if he was studying something. Which is in fact what you were trying to do, as you poured over textbooks to work towards your degree. You were quite accustomed to him watching you since he hadn't often spent time around people before you got together but with how hard he's making it to focus you decide to meet his eyes. Neuvillette flinched and made a surprised expression, you surmised that he believed himself to be more slick than he was. Giggling, you tease, "What's your problem?" "I um" he fumbles for a second glancing down, then takes a deep breath and meets your stare again.

"You, actually"

Before you could come back with a quick witted response, he elaborates, "And I mean that in no negative manner. Your presence simply seems more enticing than these cases, which could prove to be a problem." "Is that your round about way of asking me to leave?" Though you said it in an understanding and polite tone Neuvillette seemed as if you had just slapped him across his face. "No!" He said in a voice of panic. "Apologies, I don't mean to raise my voice. But I am honoured to have you as a distraction and I very much don't want you to leave, or ever feel like I don't want you here."

You give him a smile you know always makes him lose his breath. "Good, I didn't want to leave."

A/N: I keep checking all the Neuvi tags every few hours hopeing for new posts and unfortunately I realized that I, in fact, would need to post and contribute